In the spirit of giving and caring and sharing and being a kind and decent person, Madonna has decided to do something nice for her Manhattan neighbors.
Wait. That doesn’t sound right.
Here’s the real news. Sadly, it’s no surprise that the Material Girl has up and decided that she’s ENTITLED ( my very least favorite thing in the world) to whatever she wants. Because she’s Madonna!
Okay, so before I go on to share this gross story, please remember that you know how much I hate writing about the negative things in life. But darn it sometimes attention must be called.
The world’s highest grossing solo artist has not only taken it upon herself to post fake no parking/tow signs all around the public parking spaces near her Upper East Side triple townhouse on East 81st Street, the “Rebel Heart” performer is obnoxiously defiant about it.
Hey, I lived in the city. I know what it’s like to circle around and around the block looking for a space. Soooo, though I think what she did was over the line, I can understand the frustration and could ALMOST applaud the ingenuity, even though her plush pad comes with not one but TWO garages. But, that was before she went and did this super despicable thing.
After being cited by the city for illegally posting five “Tenant Parking Only” signs and defacing the curb outside the property she bought for almost $40 million a few years back, this week the Hamptons part-timer showed just how woefully self-centered she is. And also appallingly bad at sentence structure, grammar and punctuation.
Here’s what she posted on Instagram:
madonnaYes Bishes I am Madonna and that is my driveway and if people park in front of it i cant drive in my driveway! So sorry the city doesn’t like the color yellow! We will paint a nice dull grey to keep our neighbors happy! Sorry😔! Im saying 3 extra Hail Mary’s this Easter for this transgression!
This is not the only time that Madonna has shown her aggressive avarice. There are too many stories of her bad behavior to relate but just last year she was called out for collecting a whopping tax break for planting buffer trees all around her Bridgehampton horse farm and calling the plantings a tree nursery. Yuck. Being a selfish brat is bad enough in your teens and early 20s but she’s close to 60 now. It’s time to grow up.